Drunk wood worker on your Christmas list? Oh I have the solution for that as well. We all know a wood worker. Some of us are even lucky enough to know a wood worker that likes to get lit and use power tools! More than likely they have one of those beer helmets (only $11 BTW) so their hands are always free to chop off or mangle in some tool as they pass out or lean over to vomit.
Over a year ago I made mention of a cool table saw that keeps hot dogs happy. This great saw could sense the difference between a hot dog and a chunk of wood. When the saw sensed meat it came to a screeching halt and only nicked the hot dog. Well is seems the design has gotten a ton better in the last eyar. This crazy bastard in now willing to stick his actual finger in the saw!! Unlike a year ago, the saw no longer even nicks the non-wood item. Good thing because if you hack off your own limbs in your new invention sales are not going to make you the next Bill Gates.
So now it is safe to get Grandpa a new power tool and a case of Blatz. Sorry Grandma, you may want to unlock the basement door and lower the life insurance again. Grandpa is not going to bleed to death this year.
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I guaran-damn-tee you this is the gift for that hard to buy for person on your Christmas list! If they are a cook all the better! There is no one who already “has everything”, especially this cook book.
If you sometimes get the sudden urge to run around naked. Drink some Windex. It will keep you from streaking.
Livio De Marchi does work in glass and wood. His wooden creations are the ones I really think throw him over the top. He sculpts life size and larger objects. He sculpts everything from people, to books and even whole cars. It is very impressive work. The best thing he created was a floating wooden car that he drives around Venice. Is it a boat or a car? Either way they say he is the only man who drives a car in Venice.