Archive for the ‘Design >Good’ Category

Burger King is bat shit crazy

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

I get to use my new favorite phrase again! Yippy!

Burger King has done some crazy ads in the past and nothing has changed there. Every since that creepy ass big headed “Burger Kind” costume started appearing in commercials they have gone crazier and crazier. Now they have gone plumb full tilt bat shit crazy with booty dancers flashing square asses all over? I just do not get it. I like it, I just don’t get it.

I can not wait to see what craziness they come up with next. They are smart I will give them that. If you create commercials people talk about people start looking for them on the web and that is free advertising in many cases!

Creepy kids = Great commercial

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009

Well I guess the good news is that even creepy kids can help create some very great commercials. The below is a commercial for Cadbury. I like it!

Guitar Hero and Heidi Klum

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008

Well I think we dun gots ourselves a new prez or something. Who cares. I wish him well and hope he makes some good changes but the truth is you would have to be demented to want that job right now! Yikes. Obama I think is a better choice than McCain (and Palin) but he is still a politician so we will have to wait and see what happens.

On to more important news… Heidi Klum does a Guitar Hero commercial in her panties! Now that is news! Yes she is a fine looking woman but more important, I really like this commercial for more than just her panty flashing. She does a real good job with the facial expressions and dancing around which is a lot different than a runway. You get the impression that she might actually play and enjoy this game. Yes the commercial is selling with sex and that is the oldest trick in the book, but I still like the way they instill a sense of fun in this commercial.

My grandma is turning in her grave today. We have a black man who is going to lead the country and a woman dancing around in panties on national TV. I guess I will have to bring some baked goods to her grave and ease her soul.

And the parents cringe

Friday, June 27th, 2008

AMP has a new marketing campaign. I am not sure I have ever seen a more razor sharp laser pointed campaign. Unless of course you count the geriatric ads done by Wilford Brimley. While Brimley’s Liberty ads are sharply pointed at forgetful elderly people with diabetes the AMP campaign is precision aimed at promiscuous college kids.

Nothing makes a parent more proud than knowing their child is having unsafe drunk sex every chance they get. Hey but at least AMP is there to help them along so they feel no shame and are ready for next Saturday, or Friday, shit who am I kidding it’s college, next Tuesday! The market this ad is geared at thinks it is great I am sure. The rest just have to cringe a little and say “did they really just promote that?” I would give AMP the brass balls award but I am sure their phones are very very busy taking complaints right now.

As a side note I love the way Walter Brimley says diabetes (beetis).


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Undies or swimsuit

Sunday, April 27th, 2008

This is a really good ad. They call the swimsuits in it “togs” but they really mean swimsuit. I am on this side of the big pond so they are not togs. Once I make this slight mental adjustment this is a damn good ad!

Pontiac Spy Hunter commercial

Friday, April 25th, 2008

I just saw this Pontiac commercial online and I have to post it. It rocks! I am a huge Spy Hunter fan so that may be why I love it so much but I don’t think I am the only one. Great commercial blending retro with modern.

Knicker Picker - Technology rocks!

Thursday, March 13th, 2008

knicker pickerThis site is freaking awesome. It popped up on Digg today. Yes it is a site for woman’s panties and that is all nice but even more impressive is the technology they use. They are welding the power on the internet and modern web technology in splendid fashion. It has smooth live motion, clean easy navigation, an attractive interface and did I mention you are shopping for womens under garments.

You pick the model that mostly matches your body type and then put underwear on her and spin her around so you can see how the garments look, well and move. Or if you are a guy you pick a model you fancy, watch her dance around in panties you think are hot and then call all your buddies over so you can all giggle like third graders!

It really is a great idea! Now men and women can shop together! I am surprised it took this long to evolve. So click on over to knickerpicker.com.

Brilliant! - glass bricks from beer bottles

Saturday, February 23rd, 2008

Worl BottleThis is how it works Timmy. First you go out and buy beer in square bottles. When you get home you drink the beer. After the beer is gone you place the empty bottles in a corner. Once the corner is full and your wife complains of a sour stink you start building. I would build a drinking shed, a place to store more empty bottles and enjoy the drinking you do. It will be a monument to your drinking and you can feel like you are saving the planet. This is a freaking brilliant idea! It really is too damn bad it died in the 60s.

This article on the Heineken WOBO (world bottle) was on Digg Friday. It is a great freaking idea. Instead of demanding a third break light on cars why does the government not set a law that states all glass bottles must be square and lock together. Not that I am a big fan of government intervention but they already dick with more stuff than they should so they might as well be useful.

Even if the bottles do not get used they can still be recycled so you are not harming systems already in place. In Michigan you might not want to use them as each “brick” would cost you a dime because of their bottle deposit. If every glass bottle was built to the same square size some real great things could be done. I can not imagine a bottle like this would double the packaging cost for a company. Hell is might even help boost sales of the products that use a multi use bottle. Everyone wants to do their little part to reduce waste and even if they do not plan to use the bottles themselves I bet a neighbor would.

This is just a fabulous idea and I want to see it come back. Now if I just knew how to get a movement like this started? You can sort of build and do this same thing with current odd sized round bottles but with these “World Bottles” it just looks better and does have a hippy quality to it. With World Bottles the neck of one bottle inserts into a dimple in the bottom of the one next and they all are held together with some sort of mastic or adhesive. It works just like glass block.

More info: Wikipedia, Archinect.com

Kodak gone mad…

Sunday, February 3rd, 2008

“You were a Kodak moment once and by god you’ll be one again. Only this time it’s digital… Boooooya.”

Well that about sums it up! Funny ad!

A depressing way to review 2007 - Iraq deaths

Tuesday, January 8th, 2008

2007 Iraq troop deaths Well we are still in Iraq fighting a stupid war. I am not sure it is even a war anymore. What do you call it when you are just to dumb to do anything different?

People are still dieing everyday. There is no end is in sight, or any planned withdrawal (that I know of). It is old news and gets little attention anymore. With Britney’s younger sister being pregnant and all how can it!

Yet somehow someone still remembers that our military is in a distant land risking their lives everyday in a worthless cause. Here is an noteworthy chart, and I hate charts so that says a lot if I like it, that illustrates all the losses (except civilian) in Iraq for 2007. If the chart did not have such grim information to share with you is would actually be a very nice work of art. It has a lot of color, it is clean and easy to follow, it is visually very interesting, and it makes you stop and look deep into the image all the tiny icons and what they mean. Kudos to the designer but again too bad the message is so grim.

Be sure if you follow the link that you blow the chart up to 100% and read the key so you understand what is being illustrated.

Sex sells… ALWAYS

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007

This is a commercial for some dorky little tie down doo kicky. It is the most boring lame little device on the planet. Just how do you sell that? Well Timmy with sex of course. You get some hot babe to put on some tiny clothes she pours out of and show her using this dumb little doo hicky. Throw in a sexual innuendo into the script and you have a winning commercial. Now that is marketing. Course you will never sell any of your product to a woman but lets be honest… when is the last time you saw a member of that half of the population strapping anything down onto a trailer or a car roof?

The work of Joshua Ellingson

Monday, October 29th, 2007

Joshua Ellingson work from joshuaellingson.comSo I found some work by Joshua Ellingson and thought it was pretty decent. His web site is joshusellingson.com. He also has work on Flickr. I really like the color schemes he uses. He also has some interesting motion and perspective in a lot of his work. Some of his work is in some pretty big magazines like Popular Science and Wired. The only think I did not like is that a lot of the work is very tired. It is the same old manga inspired stuff everyone is doing. I really don’t care for his painted figurines at all. They are detailed and well done but they are nothing unique. He is a commercial artist and it is not always possible or desired to push the creative edge as far as you can all the time. Some times you have to create what others want the best you can or tone down the creative juice so the work hits a wider mainstream audience. I would be curious to see some of his work that is not commercial orientated. Perhaps everything he does is this very stylized vector manga work though.

He has some really good work and some of the stuff I like the most has very bright contrasting colors and unique perspectives. It is a very stylized and computer created art so it will not appeal to everyone but you can still appreciate the original characters.