B Rad of the W

This was on Digg today so I need to share. It is a turtle having and orgasm and showing you his O face. That is about it, but I bet you have never seen a turtle orgasm before!

Bakon Vodka is a bacon flavored vodka. Great for making bloody marys they say? I have no idea if this is pure genius or shear bat shit crazy madness? Either way I would give it a go. I love bacon and I sure as hell love booze so how could it be bad?

On a side note in regards to bacon… Next time you are camping or have a backyard fire going take a strip of bacon and cook it on a stick. When it is done but not nasty and crispy wrap it or half of it around a marshmallow. Put that beauty on a stick and cook to your desired darkness. Yes I know this sounds nasty but it is damn good! Salty and sweet baby. I never would have thought this would be good when I was told about it either. Then I was bored one time so I decided to give it a go. I was sorry I had waited so long to try this camping delight!

What do sheepherders do when they get bored? Apparently they strap Christmas lights to sheep and make them run around in the dark to create cool performance art.

I have no idea what all this work was done for but I have to imagine it is for more than to create a cool internet video.

Well below is a video of a magnetic levitation platform make by SimerLab. It is pretty geek cool. A magnetic platform floats and rotates above a base. You can unbalance the load and increase the load and the platform compensates for it! I think it is just a mater of time now till Nike comes out with levitating shoes using the magnetism of the planet etc! Sign me up I want a pair

Maybe a magnetic powered levitating car! I like things that levitate… who doesn’t!

I don’t really care for Microsoft’s Windows operating system. For that matter I have made Bill Gates arch enemy #2. However it is hard to deny that he does have a brain and can use it quite well most times. I always just pegged him as a social retard who could not really function well among the human race due to his extreme dorkyness.

Well, I was perhaps wrong. Recently at TED he released mosquitoes [reference 2] into a room full of people who were there to listen and watch him move his mouth and make noise. The best part is he gave them the distinct impression the flying micro attackers may be caring malaria! That right there is some funny shit!

So Mr. G does give away a ton of cash (of course he has 800 billion tons) and he apparently has some sort of sense of humor. Well that or just billions of tons of cash and real good speech writers.  I will give him the benefit of the doubt this time though.

P.S. I am aware that a mosquito is not really considered a bug. It does however make a more interesting headline so piss off.

Sorry if my by headline you actually thought someone was making “real” flavored bullets. When I saw a similar headline on Digg I just had to click. Flavored bullets are such and odd twist; dark, evil, funny. I am just not sure what to make of the idea. It made me chuckle but I know I should not. The below cartoon is what I found under the link for flavored bullets. The cartoon is from explosm.net.

I have this vision of doing a bunch of ads and packaging for odd strange items for my personal portfolio. Such items pop into my head and quickly fade. They all make me chuckle and would be fun to play with. Flavored bullets would fit right into this idea. “The last thing you will ever taste, so it better be good.” Just one off the cuff.

After I created this post I was curious so I did a quick Google for “flavored bullets”. I am sad to report they do indeed exist! They exist in the form of flavored shot for bird hunting. This way the bird is already seasoned. Go ahead, click the link I am not making this up! Thier marketing “Cook the ENTIRE bird as it’s flavored from the inside out!” and “ Seasoning from the field to the stove.”

This is an interesting little clip on Nikola Tesla. He really does not get the credit he deserves. We need to dig him up and make a few clones. I bet this energy crisis would be over in no time. Flying cars would be nothing! We would have flying homes.

This is an animation on how DNA and cells are created. It is pretty cool and really allows you to understand the process a whole lot better than those piss poor drawings and models used in science classes I took. You know the ones taught by a guy with a huge butterfly collar and brown polyester slacks.

I highly recommend you give it a spin (even though that phrase has no meaning in this case) if you have even the slightest interest in science and/or the mechanics of life.

Well I’ll be. Did you know Star wars themed PSAs were broadcast in the late 70s? Behold.

C3PO & R2D2 No smoking.