Well here you have it Timmy, yet another pile of crap piece of exercise equipment sure to make you look like a complete tool. I give you the ShakeWeight. Now in theory I can see how this silly thing may provide a good workout and may even have some benefit. In reality though you look like a total dweeb using the thing. Not to mention I would imagine you would be vibrating and jiggling about for at least an hour after you are done working out from all the jostling about this thing causes. Sort of like sitting on the washing machine during the spin cycle?
The worst part is the damn web site! It is uber cheesy and lame. It almost looks like a web site and product developed by The Onion. You have happy toned women gladly holding onto a throbbing cylinder as is pulsates and pounds back in forth between their firm grip. This thing looks like it really pumps back and forth! Do you have to wear steal toed shoes? I would think this sucker winds up being dropped on a lot of toes.
On a positive note this thing will work great if you need to repack your driveway. You could even tenderize your steaks with it Timmy! Now exercise… naw I don’t think so.
I have no solid evidence but I am pretty sure the human brain is malfunctioning and preparing for meltdown. I thought in the good old USA we were making dumb laws and doing dumb things at an alarming rate. We seem to enjoy making everything illegal and slowly pushing everyone into their home and under their bed so we can better control them. Well it seems the same is happening all over.
And you thought you had some bad dates!?! I bet you never woke up all cut up like a loaf of bread. This dude was lucky to have woken up at all! The worst part is the girl is pretty hot. Nothing like what you would think a knife wielding psycho path would look like.
Ah the strangeness that is the internet. Just when you think you have seen just about every possible variation of face plant, the lowest college prank, the best high school drunk picture, the most expensive car in a swimming pool, the most obscure worthless product, the most racist ignorant redneck alive, the strangest head scratching web page, the most pointless blog, or the biggest possible breasts in the world something new and strange pops up. The best part of the internet is that it is so easy and cheap to let your brain dribble all over every computer screen in the world!
Great now I have yet another thing to be terrified of! I thought invasion of the body snatches was scary. Now I have to tremble every time I see a caterpillar for fear they will wrap me up in a blanket of death. The image I posted is but a sample of all the