B Rad of the W

For those that still think everything that can be invented has already been created I brig you the P-Mate. It allows women and I suppose men with real tiny dicks to pee standing up without getting it all over you fancy hiking pants. I think this product is funny. At the same time however it is very useful and I’ll pet any las that goes hiking or camping would love a nice five pack for Christmas. You still have time to place you holiday order!

Like every other person on the planet I used to hate junk mail. I am referring to the snail mail flavor here, you know the ink on dead trees sort. What a waste! It is never for crap I would even want. I received an email about 8 years ago that I still follow today. Yes grandpa email has been around that long. All that crap that comes in your mailbox has a little magic box in the stamp area that says “no postage necessary if mailing in the United States”.

Well who pays for this you might ask! Well Timmy it is the credit card companies and any other soulless bastard that sends junk mail. You see if you send that envelope back to them they have to pay the postage to get it there. The email I received 8 years ago said to cut your name and address off the junk inside and put everything else back into the envelope and send it back. I stopped doing that 6 years ago. Now I stuff everything back in the envelope. Leaving your name on the contents has the advantage that they know who sent it back and if they are smart they will remove me from their mailing list. I am obviously not interested since I did not fill anything out. This is a great way to recycle as well since most bulk mailers have a decent recycling program. Once they see you have not filled the paper work out they will pitch it into the recycling bin… but not until after they have already had to pay the extra postage and someones wages to open that damn envelope.

There is no down side! They can not send you a credit card or anything else if you don’t fill out the paperwork and sign it. In the eight years I have been doing this I have received only one response. They send me another “postage not necessary” envelope telling me I forgot to sign my application and put my social security number on it. I stuffed that back in the envelope and sent that back as well.

This can be taken even further. Besides the fact that sending all this crap back helps keep the post office in business it is possible to use it for your own marketing. When you send the envelope back you can advertise your web site, send nude pictures of your neighbor, or just tell a joke. Use this link to watch a video on some of the possibilities.

Be creative and make it a family project!