Archive for January, 2008

Automated snow blower - Yuki-taro

Thursday, January 31st, 2008

I have seen the remote controlled lawn mowers. They are pretty cool. There is even lawn mowing robots. But you know what, I don’t really mind mowing the lawn. My yard is riddled with mint so mowing for me is not only exercise but aroma therapy as well (wait that is a lie I have a riding lawn mower)! Anyway I enjoy mowing. There is even robot vacuum cleaners but I have read some very mixed reviews on those.

Now there is a robotic snow blower (see video). Although it does not really blow the snow; but you get the idea. It gets the cold white shit out of the way before you have to go to work! It actually takes the snow and makes ice bricks. The important thing is that I no longer have to get goateeicles. It is fun to play in the snow but I can let a robot do it for me. Too bad I just got a snow blower. I should have waited a little longer and got one of these! Those Japanese are so smart!


Yukitaro - robot mangeur de glace
by ts404

Mother F&%@ING damned tooth!!

Thursday, January 31st, 2008

ToothSeveral months back I had a wisdom tooth pulled and a damaged tooth repaired. I had bouts of pain that sent me to the floor and trouble ever since! First the dentist nicked the fucking nerve (earlier post) doing the filling. Then I got an infection that caused the worst pain I have ever been in. After taking antibiotics and Oxycodone that all went away. “Went away” only after I lost sleep, a day of work and ralphed from the Oxycodone.

Now the pain is back and I think it is infected again! I know the dentist wants to do a root canal but I am not convinced yet that that is my only option. He did no tests and just jumped right to a root canal. So either he is brilliant or a clod. I lean towards clod considering he nicked the nerve the first time I saw him months back and then sent me home with no pain meds.

I had some Vicodin left from when my wisdom tooth was pulled and even though I hate taking the shit I took one today because it was either that or put my head through the desk. I learned a very important lesson I would like to share… NEVER under any circumstances take a Vicodin and chase it with a 12oz Red Bull!! The Vicodin bottle says to not take it with booze but it says nothing about Red Bull. I was very tired from sleeping like shit all week and needed the pick-me-up. I did not however need the spinning room, hot flashes and lunch removal.

Damn it all! Now what do I do? Go to the hospital and get some penicillin and see if it all goes away like it did the first time or go to dentist disaster and get a $1000 hole dug in my face?

Hey stupid, kids get dirty

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008

Expensive Kids ClothesI found a kids clothes catalog the other day in the lunch room at work. Apparently someone makes a shitload more money that I do because I really don’t think a child needs a $50 t-shirt. Kids make a mess of everything… it’s what they do. If your kids don’t make a mess of everything then you are ruining your child. Kids need to smear, tear, splat, stain and destroy (also note an earlier blog entry). With that in mind why in the hell would you put a $50 t-shirt on your kid? That does not even mention the fact that they will only be able to wear it for four months before they out grow it!

The catalog looks very nice which is why I picked it up. Some of the clothes are even decent looking and won’t make every day at school a ritual ass beating if you put your child in them. Most of the clothes however have a very loud message they are yelling, and that message is “My parents are douche bags and have way too much money, now please kick my ass and tear my $75 shorts”.

So if you have brain damage and money to burn you can waste your cash at chasing-fireflies. Then after you take pictures for grandma you can send your rotten brat off to school where they can be pummeled like an orphan stealing a donut from a Chicago cop. Maybe that is why it is called chasing fireflies; once your kid gets home they are going to be seeing stars from being clocked in the head and you can just say “No, no Timmy those are just fireflies”.

Maybe my view is just warped? Maybe kids need real expensive clothes in order to go get into heaven or something?

Scientology is funny

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008

Tom Cruise is a nutSo if you have not been following the Scientology crap bouncing around recently I have included a bunch of links below to bring you up to speed. I find Scientology very amusing so I love this stuff. I am not even going to get down on their belief that the alien Xenu altered human DNA and populated Earth. I honestly think that is the least harmful of the crap they spew forth. I will not rule out the idea that there are other species floating around in space. If there is a chance of other species in space why is it so hard to believe there is a possibility they populated Earth. I have created many fish tanks in my day… I don’t see the difference.

So lets begin…

Tom Cruise is a flipping nut. I do not think anyone disagrees here. A video leaked onto the internet where he talks about Scientology and his whacked ideas. In this video he cackles like a mad man and in general looks and talks like he has a flesh eating virus attacking his brain. There is also another great video from Yahoo news where Tom Cruise accepts a Scientology award (are they saluting each other!). If you do not look at anything else in this post you should at least check out the two links in this paragraph (spooky shit).

I make no promises that the Tom Cruise video linked above works at the time you read this because the cult of Scientology is doing a pretty good job intimidating and threating people that have the video. This is the second part of my entertainment. They sue and intimidate everyone. They push the limits of copyright law and brainwash their members while emptying their pockets. Here is a story on how they threatened legal action against a web site that spoofed Tom Cruise. Here is a video investigating the cult of Scientology done by the BBC (ref. 2). This video is a German documentary on the cult of Scientology. Here is a video of a news story about how Germany does not like Tom Cruise.

After all that “Anonymous” posted a video on YouTube stating that they are going to attack Scientology. I have read that they have bombarded Scientology’s servers with fake data requests bringing them to a screeching halt and that they have sent a continuous fax loop to their fax machines that just keeps making them print pages of black. After reading this page on Wikipedia it seems to me Anonymous has either been acting against Scientology for a while (since 1994) or that a whole bunch of little groups are taking up the Anonymous flag to each attack Scientology in what looks like a more organized effort than it perhaps is. Either way is causes irritation for Scientology whether it is a bunch of single ants attacking or a well organized mass of ants. Here is a video of one group running a “honk if you hate Scientology” campaign. Here is a story that talks about Anonymous a little bit.

In the past week Anonymous or “Anon” has also apparently posted a second and now a third video as well. Who knows if it is the same group?

Finally, there are a ton of spoof videos out now of the original Tom Cruise looking daffy video. The one by Jerry O’Connell is still my favorite. Another spoof by Craig Ferguson is worth a chuckle. Jerry’s outtakes from the Tom Cruise spoof video.

And More….

Yahoo news article about the niece (Jenna Miscavige Hill) of Scientology’s current leader (David Miscavige). She supports the unauthorized autobiography of crazy man Tom Cruise because Scientology ruined her family.

It seems Pirate Bay is also doing it’s part. The “Scientology 2007 OT Summit” (whatever the hell that is) has been leaked to Pirate Bay for download.

Lets not forget John Travolta is also a member of Scientology. We must not hear as much about him because he is not as wrecked in the head as Tom Cruise. Oh he’s wrecked, just not as much! Here he speaks out against the BBC documentary on Scientology. He speaks out because the reporter John Sweeney sort of looses it (ref. 2) once the cult of Scientology accuses him of telling lies.


Ultimately this all boils down for me into a simple question… How is Scientology any different than any other religion? They all have wacky beliefs. I had a post a while back that briefly touched this. The Catholics brain wash you into thinking everything sends you to hell (oh I think they touch little boys as well). The Amish push you away if you leave the church and they refuse medicine just like in Scientology. The Mormons want to have a dozen wives. The Jehovah’s have an overpowering urge to knock on doors. Right now it is just Scientology’s turn to get beat up. Remember Timmy how in days gone by the Catholic church used to have the inquisition. Maybe 200 years from now Scientology will be no more weird than any other religion and it will be another flavors turn for a good thrashing. Or perhaps Xenu will have picked us all up by then!

You as a man can be replaced

Monday, January 28th, 2008

This video looks not suitable for work but it turns out harmless in the end. Either way it is funny.



Not Two Girls One Cup But… - video powered by Metacafe

Google Maps knows… dunt, dunt, dunt, da

Monday, January 28th, 2008

This was on Digg today. I chuckled.

Only in Japan

Sunday, January 27th, 2008

Are the people of Japan really that damn bored? They do the dumbest cruelest things to each other on TV. I am not sure what is more disturbing about this video, the fact that you get exposed naked to the world or that the toilets they use in japan are very very strange.

Us Americans could never use a toilet in Japan. There is no way we could support our own fat asses while leaving the kids at the pool. We need to sit down on the pool not squat over it.

Guns and rings just make sense

Saturday, January 26th, 2008

Gun RingWell perhaps you are not an Apple fan. In that case you should look into the ring pistol. There is no info on what the gun can actually do but based on the picture I would guess it is a six shooter. With my minimal firearms knowledge I would also guess it has the accuracy of a spit ball gun and about as much fire power. These bullets are tiny! I bet you could give an ant a real bad day with this baby, everything else you would just piss off. But hey it is a damn gun on your finger and that is freaking cool!

For more gun strangeness look here. They have pipe guns, pen guns, belt guns etc etc.

I need an iRing mommy

Friday, January 25th, 2008

iRingI need an iRing very much bad. I hate jewelry but it is my understanding that once you are married you have to have a shackle or band on a predetermined finger to show your stupidity and submission. Well if that is the case I want my submission to glow, be functional and ooze dorkyness. Therefore I need an iRing.

It connects to your iPod or iPhone via Bluetooth and will control the volume as well as stop play and skip songs. Now the only problem is I can not find any sites that sell them!

Bastards!

Crystal Island - Or big ass pointy thing

Thursday, January 24th, 2008

Crystal IslandIn the next five years Russian is going to build a huge pointy thing in Moscow called Crystal Island. If/when it is completed it would be the worlds largest building. It will have 27 million square feet of space and only cost 4 billion dollars. The floor area would be 4 times the size of the pentagon according to the linked article. It can house 30,000 residents and will be it’s own city complete with everything a feller could want. The design of this city building is from Foster and Partners. It will supply some of its own power and is supposed to be a eco friendly building.

And if there is ever a fire, an earthquake or structural failure you can place your head between your cheeks and kiss you ass goodbye. You will never make it to an exit and it will take months to dig through the rubble even before there is a slim chance of finding you or your crushed Polly Pocket collection.

Art is a process not a product

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008

BW LogoThere has been some discussion of art in my circles. Often I talk with others about what I do or enjoy doing and a lot of that revolves around art. In arts high school there was a push to create and explore art. In college the graphic designers were at constant war with the painters and sculptures as to what fell into the definition of art. What is art? What is art for? Who can make art? If you create for money is it art? Through all these experiences I have slowly formed my own definition of art and patched together my artist statement. I very strongly believe in my view. The best part is that this view is constantly evolving and morphing as I experience new things. If a person has a different take on art it in no way offends me. I simply state my thoughts on it and bid them good day. From time to time someone has a point of view that makes me sharpen, alter or adjust my thoughts or statement.

So with that I bring you a long and perhaps boring post about what art is… by my definition.


Art is a process not a product

Art is the process of original creation. When the creation or art process is done the art is no more. What remains is a physical remnant or document of the art process. The purest form of art is experiencing; being the creator and originator of the art process. During the creation of art the artist approaches with an open exploring mind and focuses intently on the process at hand. An undefinable state of focused thought, emotion, and energy often strip away time and presence. For me this creative outlet creates a energized collected feeling that I find very rewarding.

To experience art in it’s purest form one must create the art. To witness the art process is the purest form of art the viewer can achieve. Few actually take the time or have the resources to witness art and therefore have to settle with enjoying the art remnants.

Art remnants can tell a lot about the art process and can be very pleasing to any one or all of the senses. For these reasons remnants can be valued and enjoyed but they are still only a reference to the actual art. Each art process can only be experienced once. The remnant can remain for generations or never exist at all.


To further illustrate or confuse:

A persons body is a living remnant or document of the actual person. A persons mannerisms, value system, personality, body language and attitude is the real essence of the person. It is the act or process of being you that is you. Art is not a living breathing entity but it is a process.

The best way to slightly illustrate the state or mind-set that takes place during the art process is to compare it to when you are driving a vehicle long distances. When driving alone for a lengthy period in a state of encompassing thought about nothing you can suddenly realize you are fifteen minutes from your destination and wonder about the seeming lapse in time. This intense yet unleashed thought process often leaves you feeling relaxed and energized.

Because art is a process most anything can be art as the definition of art is up to the artist. Swirling your toes in the water off the end of a dock can be art if you are in the right state of mind.

Art vs. Craft:
The line between craft and art is very fine and any artist that makes money from art remnants has probably wandered between art and craft. There are also varying degrees of both craft and art. Not all degrees are as universally appreciated and not all degrees are as pure for the artist.

Crafts are an enjoyable rhythmic release of talent. Most people that partake in crafts are very talented as the techniques and skills used in crafts take time, patience and the right person to master. Once craft skills are mastered they are often repeated many times to create multiple similar items. Crafters often borrow ideas, patterns and skills from other crafters and artists.

Art is an original creation process. The artist puts their talent, creativity and life experiences into the inception of an original, unique and new art process. Frequently an artist will duplicate, modify or further explore a previous art process they have created. Modifying a previous art process creates a separate less pure art process. Exact duplication of a previous art process is craft.

Spoof on Tom Cruise Scientology video

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008

I would hope that by now you have seen Tom Cruise being a complete loon talking about the cult of Scientology. If you have not find it and watch it. Then watch the video linked below of Jerry O’Connell spoofing the Tom Cruise lunacy. I would link to the Tom Cruise video but the link would do no good as the quacks in Scientology seem keep threating people and taking down videos.

Good Stuff!