B Rad of the W

OK first off, I am not sure pantyhose are a good idea for women. Now some half wit wants to make them socially acceptable for men? Come on! Most men never shave their legs. Correct me if I am wrong but pantyhose and masses of leg hair do not jive? So for men to accept this “trend” they would have to start shaving their legs. Women already use up all the morning bathroom time shaving, puffing, pushing and painting. There is not more time in the morning for men to shave miles of leg hair. The five minutes left for men in a morning bathroom does not allow for taking on more female primping.

But lets for arguments sake list the benefits of wearing pantyhose so men can choose for themselves. The chance to walk into a big meeting with a nasty run going the length of your sexy sleek man leg. The chance to have your ass kicked every week for the next six years till this trend takes hold (if it does). Having to sit or stand in the dirty ass shower shaving your legs for 15 minutes every damn morning while you smack your head on the 87 bottles of shampoo left by your wife and/or daughters. This of course before you loose your balance and slip just right so you can catch your junk on the faucet while ramming the bottle of shampoo you just knocked loose in areas you would rather not. Leg stubble poking out of your pantyhose by lunchtime making for a very nice Velcro gone bad look. Never being able to again have kids because your junk is all bundled up killing your little swimmers. You think you need to adjust your boys after a long meeting now just wait till they are screaming against a sleek mesh of nylon. So much for the convince of that nice zipper on the front of your trousers. You better just go into the stall and pull your pants all the way down and hope you don’t trip while you take care of business. You will never again win the “who can strip the fastest” contest when trying to get into bed for a little love.

Now I will admit some of the pantyhose at e-mancipate.net are rather stylish I still do not think it is worth any of the extra hassle and trauma. As for the argument that they keep legs warm… put on some damn pants! To the websites credit they do assume that men are idiots when it comes to pantyhose, and rightly so. They have illustrated instructions on how a man should put on his pantyhose “without destroying them”. Personally I think destroying them would be tthe best thing you could do but the final picture in the instructions is really priceless!

We all have our little pet peeves. The things that just set us off. Usually they are completely irrational and are only important to us, and a few other losers. I however am proud to report that my pet peeves have never been caught on film, much less broadcast for the nation! The two lasses on the right in this video (esp. the far right one) are completely out of their freaking mind!

They get all worked up into a froth about Palin on the cover of Newsweek. Why you ask Timmy? Because the picture shows she has pores on her face and maybe even is a real human. I just don’t get it? It is not like they depicted her in any evil way. Maybe I just have better things to worry about than the fact that they did not air brush out every wrinkle and pore on Palin. To me that would be more offensive. She already is a pretty lady (dumb as all hell, but pretty) so to give her airbrushing would just add insult I think.

Most important… who gives a shit! Really, is there anyone other than the two ladies in this video that really give a rats ass one way or the other?