I have this song on my iPod and I don’t even recall where it came from. Probably a Dr. Demento CD? Anyway, I never knew their was a video!! I love this song, and let me tell you those hobbits is kinda cute as well.
My only question is in this video Nimoy has his Spock hair. Did he always wear his hair that way so he was always ready to attend a convention or what?
Enjoy!
When I say I eat my dates I am taking about the fruit. When the psyco path from Japan called Issei Sagawa eats his dates I am referring to young Australian women!
Issei Sagawa killed and ate a young Australian girl because she was healthy and pretty. He wanted to absorb her energy. Makes perfect sense to me I guess?!? He of course had sex with the corpse because when you are out of your freaking mind this is just what you do I guess. He was stamped insane in France so you know he was bad apple if they thought so. Then he was sent to Japan where his wealthy parents saw to it that he never saw the view from behind any bars. Nice folks, very supportive.
So the real cream on top of this shit sundae is not only is he free and walking around but he is a celebrity! That is right, the messed up folks in Japan like to hear from him from time to time! He hosts talk shows is often guest speaker and even writes restaurant reviews! He confesses to still having cannibalistic dreams and people still think he should be walking around? I guess this just gives me one more reason to not wear dresses in Japan.
The video below is not totally about Issei Sagawa but he does plan a key roll and tells the reporter how he loved eating women but he hopes she does not hate him! Because you know Timmy killing and eating people is just a lot like wearing leather pants to church. It is a little odd but nothing to dislike someone about. Give me a break! Even in Japan why the hell is this freak show walking about?
Well I guess the good news is that even creepy kids can help create some very great commercials. The below is a commercial for Cadbury. I like it!
Well I would imagine the below video only falls into two camps. Either you really really think it is a steaming pile of dung or you find it rather entertaining. I liked it. It was funny and even enjoyable. There are a few lines that fall flat and seem a little rough but all in all I was entertained.
With all this Obama hype he better hope the positive vibe continues. If the Obama shine ever wears off there are like a million people waiting to jump all over him like crazed monkeys looking for a chocolate bar. So many impersonators and people with way too much time on their hands would love to poke at him on YouTube.
So 45 sperm whales just died over by Tasmania. Now I claim to be no marine biologist but were these the dim witted ones or what is the deal? How the hell do 45 huge whales all just go “Hey Timmy I think I just grew legs.”, “No shit Hank!” “Lets all go climb up on that sand bar and see how far we can walk.”
I just don’t get it?
Now I am sure the sand bar had water over it when they swam over but if the water was that shallow how did even the stupidest of animals think that was a good idea. It was not only one dumb whale it was forty five! That is more fingers and toes than I have so I could not really count up that high but I know it was a lot because I can get all the way to eighteen with my fingers and toes and I still had a lot of counting left.
Of course a rescue effort was attempted. They failed to save a single one. No big shock here I guess. Sperm whales a freaking big and heavy. The biggest one in this group was 60 feet according to the linked story. The story also said the corpses of the whales would just be left to rot. Well no shit I guess! If they could not move them when they were alive I guess moving them dead would be just as hard but smell worse!
I guess my take on the whole thing is good riddance. Whales are endangered right? So if all the dumb ones get killed only the smart ones will be left to breed. This is good for the population as a whole. This is also why I have planted land mines around my whole property. I figure with all the deer that get hit every year on the roads the ones left have to be super smart by now. I expect them to break into my house sodomize my dogs and steal all the beer any day. So maybe they are getting smarter and smarter each year but I bet it will be a while before they figure out my land mines!
Now I know you think I am crazy. You would not be the first. You are however dead wrong! I have proof the deer are getting smarter. Remember back when you would just grab a gun and go out and shoot a deer? Well this fall you better keep the beer in the cooler so you have your wits about you. The deer are pissed! They are no longer scared of you and are fighting back.
Oh wait I got lost? I was talking about whales… then I wanted to tell you how great my deer defences were. Now I just made you watch a video of a badly dressed piss eating wanker getting trashed by a deer? Who was I saying was dim witted? Whales? Deer? Rednecks wearing deer piss after shave? I guess I am going to have to go with (D) all of the above.
I guess I am a little late to the game on this. I had never heard of the Fruit Cake lady before. Then again I don’t watch Jay Leno because he annoys the shit out of me so that explains it. The fruit Cake lady appeared on Jay Leno’s show.
The Fruit Cake Lady’s real name was Marie Rudisill and she passed away in 2006 at the age of 95. Lucky for us she lives on in video on the internet!
I wish she was still with us today. I would ask her to adopt me as a grandchild. She would probably tell me to take a long walk off a short pier but I would ask anyway.
I just love the Onion! First Barbie gave girls a bad body image. Now the Bratz dolls are telling girls that their heads are too small. It is all just so sad. Back when Timmy and I were kids we just played with rocks and sticks. You can not get low self esteem from those wonderful toys!
Bratz Dolls May Give Young Girls Unrealistic Expectations Of Head Size
Below is a long two hour video called Zeitgeist. It is from the web site zeitgeistmovie.com. Basically it is a project done by Peter Joseph that illustrates all the lies, crap, control and pain religion and government cause. This is from the movies web site:
What is the Zeitgeist Movement?
The Zeitgeist Movement is a grass roots campaign to unify the world through a common ideology based on the fundamentals of life and nature. This movement ignores politics, religion and the like, and instead attempts to communicate how all humans are the same at the fundamental level and how it is time we start to work together on a global scale to end the seemingly perpetual conflict and suffering in our current world society.
The christian folk are all pissed off of course because it picks on their beliefs and myths. The web site claims it does not do so. Well the first 40 minutes are indeed picking at and pointing out all the flaws in Christianity. Just because you state a fact and tell a fat ugly girl she is fat and ugly does not clear you from picking on her. They do indeed pick on Christianity. Who cares, the whole system is just yet another myth used to control the masses.
The video does not pick on Christians only. They also pick on the U.S. and raise all the questions about the world trade centers on 9/11. They even toss in how evil banks and the federal reserve is. So in my opinion, basically the video is saying those in power (government, religion or any controlling faction) are assholes and will do anything to stay in power and control the masses. Well this is no big revelation. Take a look at most any CEO and you will see this same story played out on a smaller scale.
So I am left with one question… So what? Is this video going to change anything? Sure as hell not Timmy. Those that believe it to be true are too smart to think they have any power to take over all the controlling forces in the world. More important if they are “in power” they benefit from the control so why would they want to change it! Those sheep that take everything the main headlines in the news paper or bible can never be swayed. No point even trying.
I did enjoy the video and if you have two hours to waste I suggest you take a look as well. I was unaware of all the connections in the bible and other ancient myth based religions. They are all based on the sun and stars and of course the zodiac. Ancient people wanted to explain the the world around them so they named the stars, chopped the year into 12 logical mappable sections, and explained the rest away with gods and symbolism. Future generations and religions based their beliefs on the same stories, facts, and symbols. Change a few names, move a few people and wham you got Jesus, his 12 buddies, a virgin mother, three wise men, a star and some great stories about a flood and the ark of the covenant.
So my interpretation of the video is this:
We have a lot of people that want to hug and get along. I myself want to hug and get along. Not all humans are bastards after all. The problem is, even 5,000 hugs against 1 gun is still not an even fight! My solution is we trash it all and hit restart. Then at least we will not end up in a 12 by 12 stall hitting buttons with our nose until our master lets us out. By hitting restart now we can collapse everything and go back to hitting each other with sticks. At least then if you run far enough you can get away from the stick… Well at least until they have satellites, Jesus and banks again!
If you really enjoy the below there is a part two you can find on the Zeitgeist web site. I have not watched it yet.
I really like the part at 1:43 (one hour 43 min). It is apparently a clip from the 1976 movie “Network”. It is a ranting, woked up fella (character Howard Beale) bitching about “the tube”. “I am as mad as hell and I am not going to take it anymore!”
The work of Giles Walker
So when someone asks you “Hey Timmy I am bored you want to go downtown and have a beer and check out the robotic stripper”, you would of course say “Hells yeah”. Well just let me tell you no amount of beer will make these robotic strippers sexy! They are just down right creepy! They even have security cameras for heads. I suppose so they can send the footage of you and Timmy slipping them 3-1 oil and credit cards back home to Grandma. The music used in this video is the perfect creepy; detached, slow and uncomfortable.
These robotic vixens were actually created by artist Giles Walker. He has a web site of his work at gileswalker.org. As far as sexy strippers go Mr. Walker gets an F-. For creating cool kick as art Mr. Giles gets an A++. Giles Walker creates robots and other sculpture from junk. The end results are quite nice. My only disappointment is that his web site really sucks (like I am one to talk). He needs a better design and of course more and better pictures of his work.
You know those songs that just get stuck in your head for hours… days… even months!
Well apparently banks really are shit eating, fowl mouthed, truth avoiding, two faced, back stabbing, sell your mother, air sucking, ass scab, pimple poppers produced from the loins of the devil! Not only did they make irresponsible loans to people that should not have gotten them and falsely created value, but they also jacked the price of oil as well. Not only that but they jacked the price when production was up and demand was down! Those slimy heartless bastards. We give them billions, they pay corporate big wigs huge sums of money go on vacation and then don’t loan money or use it to clean up their mess like they were supposed to anyway. Don’t get me wrong I am not letting the oil companies off the hook just yet. I would imagine they worked with the banks on this deal.
This of course goes back to an older post I still agree with… banks should be a non-profit industry. Allow me to quote my quote from from the previous post, “at one time making money from having money (or interest) was banned by most religions and considered immoral and the act of a parasite“.
Greedy thieving bastards!
The below GIF is just fun. It is not going to blow your socks off or anything. I just saw this GIF someplace and really liked it. It is like an internet bobble head doll or something. With Obama being swore in soon I thought it was a good time to share.
