Archive for April, 2009

Here we go again, cops = criminals

Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

Officer attitude problem grabs a 15 year girl by the hair and throws her against the wall. But of course only before he tosses her onto the concrete floor and punches her in the back of the head three times. Video here. She of course deserved it because after all she kicked her shoes off at the officer. I really fail to see why the badge wearing ass hats that give the small number of good officers a bad name are not locked away from light for the rest of their days. In no other profession is this type of complete inability to do your job correctly tolerated.

Just when you think the cops have broken every possible law they dare you get hit in the face again! NY cops now rape people in distress! Here is the story on the raping cops. What can you even say to this? How does someone that messed up and with no respect for other humans even get a uniform and gun? Something is messed up bad. We either need to get rid of all law enforcement and just take our chances with the thugs or we need to eliminate and harshly punish the law enforcers that break the law.

Cops break into a guys house in MI because he may be a pot user. He is unarmed and of course the cop is an idiot not equipped to do his job so he shoots the kid in the chest! Lucky the kid survives. Now tell me again why cops just shoot people even when they don’t have anything that even remotely looks like a weapon? I also want to know why a cops first shot is for a chest shot? Why not a foot or arm? Also where at those fancy tasers they seem to like to whip out all the time? Not that they should be using any weapon BEFORE the use their god damn brain and determine a threat. If their brain does not work this fast McDonalds is always hiring!!

A woman is given a ticket for illegally stopping to revive her 4 year old disabled son who was turning blue! What the hell! Under this sort of circumstance you can not make an exception!

Trust the cops… yeah right! A store owner is arrested by cops who then cut all the wires on his security system before they rob the place. Guilty or no the guy lost $10,000 in cash and goods that the cops stole from his shop. So I guess if you get arrested the makes it OK for the law to do what every the hell they want to you or your shit!

I don’t care what this kid being chased in this video did but a cop driving around an apartment complex on sidewalks, around playgrounds and through lawns is not safe nor smart! This cop could have run over someone! He most certainly damaged the lawn and perhaps the car he is driving that then has to be repaired with your tax dollars. If the kid really needs to be chased open the damn door of your car, get off your fat donut eating ass and run!

I don’t usually post the stupidity of law enforcement in other countries because there is enough in my own back yard. However this one I had to share because I like the ending! Cops tackle a guy who runs accross a soccer field. That is fine as you are not supposed to do that. But then after four cops have him pined down one officer starts to punch the guy. I will never ever understand why a cop has the right to punch someone once they are subdued. The best part is that after the cops beats the dude the fans jump out of the stands (video) and beat the shit out of the 4 or 6 cops! Beautiful! When the cops make up the law as they go it is nice to see a little vigilantly justice. I hope we see more of the law enforcers getting what they give when they openly break the law themselves.

Burger King is bat shit crazy

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

I get to use my new favorite phrase again! Yippy!

Burger King has done some crazy ads in the past and nothing has changed there. Every since that creepy ass big headed “Burger Kind” costume started appearing in commercials they have gone crazier and crazier. Now they have gone plumb full tilt bat shit crazy with booty dancers flashing square asses all over? I just do not get it. I like it, I just don’t get it.

I can not wait to see what craziness they come up with next. They are smart I will give them that. If you create commercials people talk about people start looking for them on the web and that is free advertising in many cases!

Stupid people done still be stupid

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

Bill Nye, you know the science guy, was recently booed in Texas because he said the moon reflects light and does not generate it’s own. That is funny shit! I have not personally been to the moon but there is some pretty convincing photos and data that leads me to independently believe it does not generate it’s own light. But then again I am not from Texas where the sun apparently not only bakes the land but brains as well?

It is just pretty damn sad that there are really people out there like this. Worst part is they have kids! Big dumb people usually just make little dumb people. Lets hope for the best and “pray” the kids run away. If you want to believe in God or some cosmic unknown force I will not snicker at you and let you go about your day. But if you try to tell be some bat crazy shit like the moon creates it’s own light or that the Earth is flat I am going to have no choice but to yell at you. Yes bat shit crazy in my new favorite phrase of the month!

Anyway read about the idiots here on thinkatheist.com or here on examiner.com where they actually have the original story from the Wacco paper. I am sorry religious folk but this is the type of God fearing members that give your whole group a bad image. If I was you I would go beat this person up, you know like David did to Goliath.

Bat shit crazy at it’s best

Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009

I just saw the below video on Reddit today. I think the description said “Bat Shit Crazy” and  I think that is the best description it could have. Is this guy crazy, fun, insane, genius, entertaining or just bored? It does not really matter, it is worth a watch anyway! This video below comes from edarem (YouTube user name). It is pretty good but his lip syncing is much better in Cry and Walker Texas Ranger. This is internet magic right here Timmy if ever there was. The dude is rather freaky villain cartoon looking and certainly enjoys entertaining himself. Lucky for us he also knows how to use a camera and enjoys sharing! I hope this dude gets a movie role somewhere and not some B rate crap. He would make the best villain or crazy side kick in most any movie. This one Feel The Music is a great example of his energy and attitude. Believe it or not he can actually sing pretty decent as show in P.S. I Love You.

Enjoy! He has almost 60 videos and I have not watched them all yet.

Tea parties are funny

Thursday, April 16th, 2009

I am not for the government spending billions bailing out banks. I think that just extends the stupidity. However we are a nation of idiots so this is what we do. On the flip side I am also not a fan of tea bagging either. What is the “plan B” if we don’t bail out banks and idiots? What do we do if we don’t spend piles of money to keep people working? The only alternative plan I have even heard anything about is the one where we just go blow some more shit up? I have not heard what other options there are? Republican… Democrat… who cares they are all thieves and liars. I personally think we should just ignore the problem and let it all fall apart. Then we can shuffle through the ashes and see what is worth saving and build something better. You know like Mad Max did. Just like when you smash your Legos to build something new and better! Or just use the blind eye policy we use on the environment.

Anyway each group and all sides have their idiots. Idiots are everywhere. I personally like the idiots who protest and advocate things but then have no clue what they are doing. At least they are funny!

Lindsay Lohan is single and looking for me!

Tuesday, April 14th, 2009

Yippy Lindsay Lohan is currently single. From watching her eHarmony profile I know we will be a great match!

STOP STOP STOP I am sick and tired of dumb laws and the dumb people behind them

Monday, April 13th, 2009

I am boiling fuming hot mad!! I want to make this whole post just one steady stream of expletives. I will attempt some self control. I have had enough and I am sick and tired of ass hats thinking we should all play by their rules and do what they deem best. Eat what I eat… don’t smoke what I don’t… worship who I worship… do what I do… blah blah blah

When does it freaking end? When have we been pinched, corralled, beaten and abused enough so it all stops? I listened to the audio version of this Slate article today on a proposed soda tax. Some Nazi douche bag idiot wants to tax every damn thing but brussel sprouts and water it seems. Thomas Frieden is proposing a 1¢ per ounce tax on soda. You dirty rotten Nazi brain dead bastard what is wrong with you? This is the same nut job that got rid of saturated fats in NY. He is a sick son of a bitch and he needs to be stopped. He claims between 52% and 72% of NY folk think it is a good idea to tax soda. I call bull shit. Who the hell is he polling? Certainly not normal people on the street.

This guy is not going to stop. We hate smoking, we hate fat, now we hate sugar. You know caffeine and booze are next. Meat I bet is on the list after that. Everything will be taxed so damn high that unless you are eating carrots and water you will not be able to afford to eat. Do we really need laws for this crap? This guy needs a hobby. Stop telling me what to do. If you don’t like sugar don’t eat it and shut the hell up.

I know sugar is bad, I know deep fried is bad, I know smoking is bad, I know drinking is bad… I don’t care. I want to eat and do what the hell I want. As long as I am not force feeding you what does it matter what I stick in my mouth? I think every damn person should just shut the hell up and mind their own business. I don’t care if gays marry, I don’t care if you smoke, I don’t care if you use drugs. Why does everyone think they have the damn answer and then try and make laws so the rest of us have to follow them? I am not you! I don’t want what you want, I don’t value what you value and I sure as hell don’t want to live in the shit stain of a world you are creating.

Vegetables give you gas but I bet no one is going to tax them for environmental pollution! I do believe in speed limits because you are on the same roads as others. I do not think you should just be able to go around killing anyone anywhere. I do think you should not be allowed to burn your garbage or pollute rivers as we all share the air and water. But if you want to play house with the same sex while doing lines of coke I could care less. Just stay home and don’t get in your car all coked up. Those who eat too much or do too many drugs naturally destroy themselves if they do it in excess so who cares?

Why why why does everyone want to make all these stupid flipping laws and rules telling everyone else what to eat and what to do? Why do they care if I drink soda? I am just so freaking sick of it all!! Go away, mind your own damn business and stop telling me what to do.

Eminem sucks but…

Thursday, April 9th, 2009

I really can not enjoy Eminem’s music one bit. His voice does nothing for me and the music is just high speed tinker box noise. I can never tell what the hell he is saying. He blabbers on so fast and jumps from one thing to another so quickly it is like having an oratory seizure.

Is he Slim Shady, Eminem or Marshall Mathers? Who the hell knows! He may not even know. Does a person really need an alias for their alias? I mean he is not 007 after all. Basically his music bugs the shit out of me. I feel like I can not breath and all I want to do is scream. I am pretty sure he has some valid points he is trying to make and I even bet I would like his perspective if I could just avoid passing out long enough to tell what the hell he is saying.

Anyway I apparently once again have become a video blog so below is his most recent video. It is very entertaining and I love the characters he has created. I would however recommend turning the sound off! Maybe someone else will take his video and put some understandable music behind it. Then it might be enjoyable as a complete work. As it is this video is a great comedy sketch with no dialog. I bet the deaf fans love the shit out of it.

Cool Pirates of the Caribbean mix

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009

But why is all the rum gone?

This is a pretty good remix song using video parts from Pirates of the Caribbean.

!!Powerthirst!! !!Yer gonna need it!!

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009

These fake energy drink commercials are funny. Yet they are sad as well. The insane yelling stupidity is really not that far off from some actual energy drink commercials. Ah but enjoy… you’ll have so much energy you will run like a Kenyan!!!!!!!

Ronald McDonald has a daughter and she is HOT?!

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

Hey Timmy did you know good old Ronald McDonald had a daughter? Me either. I knew old McDonald had a farm but I knew nothing of Ronald’s private life. All I can say is that she is a pretty good looking lass. I guess I would have expected something a little scarier from Ronald? I mean after all that many hamburgers has got to affect ones ability to reproduce? What toxic burgers does not kill hanging out with giant purple blobs certainly will!

I know for sure is if Ms. hot pants McDonald starts selling burgers in the US I am going to gain some weight! Will there be action figures?