Archive for May, 2009

And you thought aliens were not real

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009

So if you doubt aliens are real I have two things to show you. First off is the below video. If this guy is not an alien human hybrid then he is at the very least and alien robot. He sure as hell is not human the way he jumps about and defies the very nature of gravity.

Second is this Story (it is very short) about some odd circles in a Russian lake. They say it might be some sort of odd melting but I say it is radiation from an alien craft. FYI they also say this is one of the oldest lakes on the planet so it just makes sense that this would also be an alien craft junkyard and or parking lot.

Daddy ate my eyes!

Tuesday, May 19th, 2009

angerCrap this evil and cruel you can not even make up! A four year old boy will now not only be blind for the rest of his life but more than likely have some serious physiological damage! All because his father is evil incarnate and total waste of air! His daddy got all cranked up on PCP, wigged out, and proceeded to see the boy as dinner. (Story here) (another story)

The kids statement… “Daddy ate my eyes”. I scream in rage at this! This man should not be put in jail on a million dollar bail. He should be placed in a small box and buried in the desert for all time. Perhaps with some holy water, a cross and a few containment spells etching in as well to keep is rotten unholy soul from ever polluting space or time again.

What can you even say! I only post this evil to point out how terrible some drugs can be. Seriously Timmy, you don’t need this stuff. Yet at the same time I wonder if drugs had been legal if this could have been avoided? Perhaps this unnatural evil beast posing as a human would have used his self destructive nature and offed himself many years ago. Perhaps before he was even given the chance to torture and destroy this child. If drugs of all sorts were legal those self destructive weak folk would have easy access to such things and could off themselves before they have the chance to inflict their evil elsewhere? You could have drug clubs where you go in to snort, inject or eat whatever poison you like. Once in they close the door behind you and lock it. Inside you can either destroy yourself or come to the realization that you are better than this and never need to return. Either way it is a win win and poor four year old boys would no longer need to go through life blind with large holes in their head where their cranked up and free to roam father ate their eyes!

Life in prison is far far too kind for this waste of air.

In honor of Dom DeLuise

Monday, May 18th, 2009

For those a little behind Dom Deluise passed away at the beginning of the month. He was not my favorite actor but I did enjoy him and thought he was pretty funny. In the Cannon Ball Run series I really liked him. Anyway I watched this clip today and in honor of him I will share it.

Digging CocoRosie

Wednesday, May 13th, 2009

This week it just seems like I can not get enough of CocoRosie. They have some crazy unique music. I really like the below song “Japan”. It is hard to say what their style is. Each album is a little different and each song for that matter seems like a new audio experiment.

CocoRosie is two sisters, Bianca and Sierra, who are based in France but are native Americans born in Iowa and Hawaii. Their web site is here. Enjoy the below song. The video sucks but the song is good, odd but good.

Indexed is a good little blog

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009

I just took a stroll through this blog called “Indexed” today and I was entertained. It is not earth shattering funny but it was also never boring. Below is a little sample from the site. Basically is is just a bunch of simple fun charts and graphs depicting common everyday stuff in a funny and enlightening way.

Some hard questions about Jesus

Monday, May 11th, 2009

This is a funny video clip from a British show called Outnumbered. I liked it! Some questions are just difficult to answer.

Bacon flavored vodka ya say?

Thursday, May 7th, 2009

baconboozeBakon Vodka is a bacon flavored vodka. Great for making bloody marys they say? I have no idea if this is pure genius or shear bat shit crazy madness? Either way I would give it a go. I love bacon and I sure as hell love booze so how could it be bad?

On a side note in regards to bacon… Next time you are camping or have a backyard fire going take a strip of bacon and cook it on a stick. When it is done but not nasty and crispy wrap it or half of it around a marshmallow. Put that beauty on a stick and cook to your desired darkness. Yes I know this sounds nasty but it is damn good! Salty and sweet baby. I never would have thought this would be good when I was told about it either. Then I was bored one time so I decided to give it a go. I was sorry I had waited so long to try this camping delight!

I’m on a boat man = foonay shit

Wednesday, May 6th, 2009

So that goofy looking dude Andy Samberg from Saturday Night Live has a group/band called “The Lonely Island“. Actually I am not even sure it is a band? Maybe it is an audio comedy group? Anyway the below video is from one of their songs and it is some funny shit! It is actually listenable and it is pretty damn enjoyable. The band/comedy audio group has a web site of course and that link is here.

If you like the below you should also check out “Like A Boss“, “Jizz in my pants“, and “Dick in a Box“. Oh hell check out their whole YouTube page.